
09-12-2012, 09:42 AM
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Jack is on his death bed and his wife walks in the room to comfort him.
She says she loves him and what a good run they had and wants to give him a last dying wish.Jack says" when I pass I want you to marry Dave".
His wife pauses for a moment and asks" don't you hate Dave"?
Jack replies.... "yes"
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What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!
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