[just dreamin]

Gee Bernie as we sit here in our own little cobra worlds plucking out our bellybutton fluff we think about all the problems that world travellers face as they ceaselessly search the world for fulfilment.
Could I suggest that on your next escapade you contact me, and for a small fee and expenses I will navigate/drive/arrange and otherwise make sure you are not distracted from the beautiful scenery around you.
Always remember you can call on us for help when you need it.