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A friend just returned from a visit to a looted CVS pharmacy in Baltimore. She said all that was left was suntan lotion and Father's Day cards......
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My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
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What is the difference between a Pakistani Wedding and a Taliban training camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.
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Is Google a Boy or a Girl?

A girl, because it tries to complete your sentences for you, and it never ever forgets what you said.
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