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Nope...that route does not exist...!
Nope...John, that route does not exist..at least not in THIS ol' boy's repetoir....! Drinkin' and drivin' just don't mix in my world....besides, I might hit a bump and spill something! Wouldn't want to waste any Nectar of the Gods, now would we...?
Now, when we get the trailer parked, the awning extended, break out the lawn chairs, and get the tunes flowin'....yes, sir, my friend....I am in my ELEMENT...!  I can tailgate with the best of 'em...gimme a vodka-tonic, a charcoal grill, and something to burn and you will be looking for me in every parking lot at every ball game you ever go to!!!
No brag...just fact....besides, if you can do it, it ain't braggin', is it...? 
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