[RACER X #99]

For those of you who still think it is OK to do street burnouts at a car show I have a list of good reason/excuses that you can use.
Top ten reasons for doing burnouts at car shows.
1. Get to show off to people I don't even know.
2. No risk of making contact with Armco in case of mishap.
3. Don't have to wear one of those stupid safety helmets.
4. Get to take ignorant people for thrill ride.
5. No stupid safety inspections to deal with.
6. Get a chance to give a hot chick a ride something that will never happen in real life.
7. Don't have to worry about somebody being faster than me.
8.Chance to rev my engine way up to 4,000 rpms.(WOW)
9. I can run open headers on the street.
10. Maybe somebody will video my run and put the video on You Tube.

Or you could use some common sense and let some other Bozo be the idiot.