[Ron61]

John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the
same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different
barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even
afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to
politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama
in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my
wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a
whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How
about you?"
McCain replied, "Go ahead; my wife doesn't know
what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."