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BARACK OBAMA'S KNOWLEDGE:

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned
to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a co nversation with your fellow passenger.'
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The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
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'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To
America ?' and he smiles.
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'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass - .
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Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
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Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about
it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
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To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
change America when you don't know **** ?
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