Dems just can't their mouth shut.

[427 S/O]

BARACK OBAMA'S KNOWLEDGE:

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He turned
to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a co nversation with your fellow passenger.'
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The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said
to Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
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'Oh, I don't know,' said Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should Make To
America ?' and he smiles.
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'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass - .
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Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
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Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about
it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
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To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
change America when you don't know **** ?
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[cobra de capell]

Since McPalin is on a roll of late, I figured I would help the MSM prep headlines for an Obama loss:


Surprised:
O CRAP

Pessimistic:
AMERICA SAYS NOPE TO HOPE

Historical:
I HAVE A DRUBBING

Persistent:
BARACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD

Youthful:
BAROCKED

Disappointed:
OBUMMER

WoT:
OBAMA LOSES, TERRORISTS SADDENED

New York Time-ish
ELECTION STOLEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HARDEST HIT

Race card:
RACIST RED STATES ROB ROCK STAR

Denial:
OBAMA WINS! OBAMA WINS! McCAIN TO LIVE IN WHITEHOUSE

Hollywood:
A STAR IS ABORTED

Geeky:
OBAMA PWNED

Messianic:
LIGHTS OUT ON THE LIGHTWORKER

Liberation theology:
OBAMA CRUCIFIED BY THE McMAN

Media-centric:
MEDIA McCRUSHED

Palin-obsessed:
OBAMA LOSS OVERSHADOWED BY PROSPECT OF PALIN PREGNANCY

Moonbat:
BU****LER KICKED OUT OF OFFICE, CHAVEZ BACKS OBAMA INSURGENCY
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How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

It is not Barack Obama who will change the light bulb. We are the change our light bulb is waiting for.

I'm saddened that the lightbulb burned out. This isn't the lightbulb I knew.
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How many Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and thousands of others to scream "yes we can".
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Here’s Barack’s answer:

I, uh, when I go to, uh, change, you know, a light bulb? I, uh usually, um, I get a ladder? That’s, uh, if the bulb is, you know, a bulb on the, uh, ceiling? If it isn’t, then I don’t, uh, use a, you know, ladder? Some light bulbs are, uh, in, uh, lamps? So I ask, uh, you know, Michelle? if she, uh, could ask the honkey maid, to, uh, you know, uh, change the, uh, effing bulb.
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How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds the bulb up to the socket and the world revolves around him.
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How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

The light bulb has to hope for the change.
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How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

The MSM will look into this serious question as soon as they are done tracking down every woman who was mercilessly fouled by Sarah Palin in high school basketball games.
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How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

No one can change a light bulb on their own, first we must mend our fractured relationships with our allies, only with the world’s trust can we change bulbs.
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Would you clarify something?

Is this a typical white lightbulb?
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How many Rev. Wrights does it take to change a light bulb?

Why are we talking about White Bulbs when the African has been subsumed by this culture. The African Bulb is not African over here, and no matter how often we talk about changing the bulbs, we will still be ignored! The history of the black man’s bulb is the shadow history, the alternate history of bulbs in America!

Some people, some people say the White Bulb can help us. That we have much to learn from the White Bulb. I say God Damn the White Bulb! God Damn the imperialist, colonialist, racist, rich, suburban, Republican manufacturers at GE.

I will never change the bulbs. Change the bulbs yo damn self!
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How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

Obama draws his face upward and answers ..."None, I am the light."
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How many Barack Obama supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

An entire community. Obama simply organizes them.
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How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

None. He just talks endlessly about change, hope, and the value of community organizing to divert people away from the fact that he has never actually changed a light bulb.
How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
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Well, according to his wife...

"Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed." - Michelle Obama

Lots Of Em'.
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How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?

Zero. Barack Obama will require you to change the light bulb. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism about changing light bulbs. That you put down your divisions about what type of light bulb to use. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your room with only one light bulb. That you push yourselves to be better light bulb changers. And that you engage your socket. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed, and unlit.
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[stuartb]

it doesn't really matter which of them wins. Because the only thing worse than a lawyer is a politician, wait almost all politicians are lawyers!!!!

stuart

p.s. no offense to any lawyers out there