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Top ten things to do when he starts to sing:
10. Run into his cubicle with a ukelele and play along.
9. Strip to your skivvies and a bowtie and give him a lap dance.
8. Howl like a dog.
7. Moo like a cow.
6. Squeal like a pig.
5. Run over and play "Name that tune".
4. Go over with a tambourine and sing "Hare hare krishna" as backup.
3. Toss panties at him.
2. Scream "STOP PLEEAS STOP YOU'RE KILLING THEM, CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE DYING?"
1. Grab him by the goatee and tell him to STFU before you rip his head off and crap
down his neck.
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. -(wasn't me)
BEWARE OF THE DOGma!! Dogmatism bites...
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