Okay, what do I do????????

[Buzz]

Top ten things to do when he starts to sing:

10. Run into his cubicle with a ukelele and play along.

9. Strip to your skivvies and a bowtie and give him a lap dance.

8. Howl like a dog.

7. Moo like a cow.

6. Squeal like a pig.

5. Run over and play "Name that tune".

4. Go over with a tambourine and sing "Hare hare krishna" as backup.

3. Toss panties at him.

2. Scream "STOP PLEEAS STOP YOU'RE KILLING THEM, CAN'T YOU SEE THEY'RE DYING?"

1. Grab him by the goatee and tell him to STFU before you rip his head off and crap
down his neck.

[Fred Douglass]

....can you get a good recording of a hound-dog (preferably a beagle)? Have that ready. Every time this nose-hair starts whinnying, cut in with Le Pooch at high volume!!!!

[wtm442]

Originally Posted by Fred Douglass

....can you get a good recording of a hound-dog (preferably a beagle)? Have that ready. Every time this nose-hair starts whinnying, cut in with Le Pooch at high volume!!!!

Freddie
Believe it or not, but I did the same thing about 20 years ago. Made a tape of the neighbor's three beagles barking. Every so often, at 1 AM or so, I'd play the tape with the window open. Of course, the dogs next door would go nuts for 5 minutes.

Did it help reduce their yapping? Hell no, but I got a ton of laughs.