WHY ELSE -
BECAUSE THEY'RE BLACK, YOU PHUCKING DUMMY!!! AFTER GENERATIONS OF ENDURING CRAP FROM THE WHITE MAN AND DESPITE YOUR BEST EFFORTS TO KEEP THE BLACK MAN DOWN, A BLACK MAN BORN OF A NIGGARDLY(thought I'd throw this one in for
B.O'melia
) HERITAGE HAS RISEN TO THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND AND HAS MADE IT HIS SWORN DUTY TO COLLECT ON OUTSTANDING DUES!! HE WILL WIN THE HEARTS OF WHITE WOMEN, DESECRATE ALL YOU CHERISH AND HOLD DEAR, TEAR DOWN YOUR ECONOMY AND RELEGATE YOU TO THE MISERABLE EXISTENCE YOU SOUGHT FOR CENTURIES TO INFLICT ON YOUR BLACK AMERICAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS. WHEN HE IS DONE, HE WILL HAND YOUR SORRY, BROKEN ASS OVER TO THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU HATE AND FEAR MORE THAN THE BLACK MAN -
THE COMMIES!! 
Now that I've gotten that off your chest - you feelin' better already?