
03-19-2005, 10:14 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ATL-SAV,
GA
Cobra Make, Engine: Yard Dog FFR 521, 572 Fire Ant Mongrel Cobra 393, 566, Boss 600 hemi , RCR40 #13 348
Posts: 158
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GS - This could be fun – I decree myself Dictator, Grand Inquisitor, Master of the Unknown Universe, PoohBah Par Excellence, etc. You are reassigned – chauffer for Martha Stewart – your chariot is the venerable and widely respected, particularly in drag racing circles, Corvair, second only to the Cushman Eagle. Any questions? Good. Now – all the proceeds in the treasury, my investigators say the loot is about 3,302,351,427,521,572 dollars US as of closing on Friday, plus 392 pounds of gold, misc vehicles of unknown origin, three pistons with small holes, slightly soiled underwear, female, one ancient aluminum replica with less than 100 miles, and the entire contents of Hunter Thompson’s stash in Colorado – these are to be applied toward potables for our next gathering – gentlemen, start your orders now. TC – potables are not the green thingies where you unzip – however – given your outstanding reputation for mud diving in a kilt without incentive – you may be the host.
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