christmas present for my "girlfriend"

rms427 · #1 (**permalink**) 01-12-2010, 05:54 PM

My wife calls all my toys SUVs. The cars are Stupid Useless Vehicles. The boat is a Stupid Useless Vessel.

Gunner · #2 (**permalink**) 01-12-2010, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rms427

My wife calls all my toys SUVs. The cars are Stupid Useless Vehicles. The boat is a Stupid Useless Vessel.

Out of purely academic interest, I will note that Vixen and Virago also begin with V.

I love cue-ball shifters. I put one (2" black, with the correct pattern) on mine for daily driving. The original goes back for show.

SKINNEDR · #3 (**permalink**) 01-12-2010, 06:34 PM

I brought my cobra home the day the wife moved out and she sworn that I have substituted her for the car, especially since she heard me refer to it as my baby. She said I should try SCREWING it and see it will respond warmly in bed.. She don't realize that she was cold in bed for years.....
Later...Dex...