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Kitchen remodeling! Is that when you change the table cloth? We do that for about $12.95. Y'all are getting skrude!:LOL:
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Gotta love this--Gasholes, including a Crankoid reject, a southernfriedasshole and my own soulmate working together to bring my dreams to an end...
At long last, have you no shame? Oh the agony...:CRY: Southernjerk--you might as well start frequenting the Gashole site--you is one!;) Oh--and now we get the armadillophucker joining in? |
Well well, it appears that the one you know as Jamo has become VERY willing to do just about anything to correct any misunderstandings. I believe several weeks of house cleaning (in the appropriate attire, of course) may be just the thing to allow the poor boy to keep his toy. The fear of having pictures posted here will certainly insure his long term committment to my commands.
I am thinking it may be time to contact Mrs. Turk. I'm quite certain that the little male chauvinist pig could stand to be a little more helpful around the house--a little black frilly French outfit (we know how much he loves the French) would look quite nice on him. Then we have Mrs. LNP, who, while no doubt "tickled" by his knowledge of the alphabet, may be as unaware as the rest of the Gashole ladies about the price of these toys. I believe Patrick already owns several of the outfits in question. Oh, and and as to the stalwart Jeff (or U2 Driver), it may be time to bring him in for a landing at home as well. I wonder just how far telling his wife "it's top secret" goes. Gentlemen, you've had a wonderful time. Now it's the ladies' turn. Mr. Harris, were your demands just so much BS (as you seem prone to sling), or could I really get that much? |
You can LEAVE now dear! Go watch the Ladies Channel or something--will ya?
First she gives me crap about having a "little block" in front of the guys, and now this? Can I wear the pink one?:JEKYLHYDE |
Cheerleader,
I changed the phone numbers, E-mail addresses, mailing address, locks on the door, and everything else. It's all Top Secret, she knows nothing and never will! :3DSMILE: P.S. Please do not post any of those pictures of Jamo. |
Cheerleader, your idea differs from mine about what a "Gashole Lingere Show" should be! This is not going to be a pretty sight! And Jamo, only a true Gashole would consider an armadillo a sex object! :3DSMILE: :3DSMILE: :3DSMILE:
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SCJ -
Baby pink possum is the ticket... Cheerleader - It is because of my intimate use of the "alphabet" that Mrs. Buckley has not only agreed to my various purchases, but keeps showering me with additional gifts! To Jamo and Jeff - I suggest becoming expert with the "alphabet" and putting it to frequent use will ensure no further complaints from your lovely wives. Of course BMalone has the ultimate answer - you do it his way and you don't have to do it her way.:) |
May I be the first moderator to ban someone's wife for colorfull language?
Brent I can use a hand in here.... TURK |
Turk,
She's organizing a mutiny and you California Alloy Boys are in her crosshairs. Once she talks with your Jan, there will be several alloy cobras for sale and at the stated "wife price" they will be bargains! I'll give you, let's see what did you quote your wife, $47.5k for your replica, errr I mean "real continuation"! I think all of you guys forgot those special Christmas compensations and will now be experiencing the penance of a rathed woman. GO Get Them, Cheerleaader!!:D Announcing the opening of THE Semko "pre-experienced" Alloy Car Emporium where alloy cars can REALly be appreciated by discerning buyers at affordable fees. ACE where it All really started and where it will end!;) |
Dan, I'm not sure I would pay that much for these cars. After all, the ladies don't need as much money: They look much better than their hubbies and they have their own p----!:D
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Let's consider the latest Shelby Bashing thread hijacked once again. What is different this time is that, it is a Club Cobra first!
It is hijacked by a wife!! TURK |
...doesn't take long once the Gasholes are involved!
Now to get us back on track ;) - No Evan, I wouldn't pay more for a Shelby than a Kirkham, especially since the Shelby really is a Kirkham, just purchased through a middleman (Shelby), with a rather excessive middleman markup! Pete |
Just trying to help here....
Cheerleader:
My lovely lady just got a completely remodeled kitchen as PARTIAL recompense for my new cobra..granite countertops, tile floors, restored cabinets, new dishwasher, new dining room set and hutch from the Bon. NEXT; Custom bathroom with HUGE jetted jaccuzi tub...glass enclosure shower, all new fixtures including pedestal sink, all tile to the ceiling...ETC... There's more if you want a list :3DSMILE: Hope this helps out..and say hi to the sheepherder for us, will ya?? :JEKYLHYDE :LOL: |
BIB,
Wow. If your better half got all that for your West Coast Cobra I think she should insist on you getting a Kirkham or Shelby. That should be worth at least two new houses for her. Best of luck in getting it finished soon and trying that monster motor out. Ron :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: |
Ok Turk--she's had her fun and has promised me she'll stay out of here--ban the b!tch just to make sure, will ya?:rolleyes:
This evidently started when you posted over at the Gashole site your attempt to look up her skirt when she climbed into the truck to see your car--way to go a$$hole! LNP--oh never mind...so much for the Venetian Butterfly. BinB--gee, you're just so darn helpful.**) PSB--you're right--10 pages on the same subject that has been discussed for years wasn't enough.:JEKYLHYDE BTW--just in case anyone thinks this was serious: Cheerleader has a sense of humor greater than all of ours combined--she's married to me! She has actually pushed me to get the Kirkham. She loves what the Kirkhams stand for and told me I could buy no other make. She was glad Bony bought Pat's car out from under me because she knew I wouldn't stop until I got a "bare naked lady":3DSMILE: The only serious part is that she really wants to see Turk in a French maid's outfit...:eek: |
Cheerleader we're proud of You!
Great Job Cheerleader,
You've set a precedent and you got banned without bashing Shelby, Wayne Stoker and others. Don't let them hijack your observations, hold Jamo's toes to the flames. I have that check ready for your account and even Evan, bib and others have joined in your crusade. Ask him if he remembers the word "celibacy" when the discussion "arises" before he does! Let me know when to send the transport. I've already talked with Jan, Turk's more intelligent half and she's ready to "liquidate". Let me know if you need her phone number....when she answers tell her that you were talking with The Rabbi and she'll understand.;) |
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You missed Turk in his infamous Thong Thingy at the first DV Spring Fling. When we were auctioning the plaque and his thong, Turk's arm looked like a piston at full bore. No one had a chance to bid and guess who had the high bid, yep, The Mediterranean Love God!;)
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Cheerleader: Spoken like a true client.
If I told you "yes" does that mean I get the retainer discussed? ;) Pete: Ok. I guess you wouldn't buy an original Shelby over an origianal AC. Same logic. Same car just sold through a middle man for more money. Fair enough. To each his own. :rolleyes: |
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