Cheerleader, your idea differs from mine about what a "Gashole Lingere Show" should be! This is not going to be a pretty sight! And Jamo, only a true Gashole would consider an armadillo a sex object!
That is assolutley(couldn't resist, won't use it again) sick! Those 'dillos are scaley and nasty! Now a nice fuzzy 'possum, that's the ticket!