What is the one thing you admire most?

[Russ Dickey]

Sounds like the beginning of a story sent to a particular "Letters" magazine I know of.....

"Dear Letters:
I never thought I'd be writing to you, but I just had to share this with somebody. I was cruising in my Cobra the other day, when I came to a stoplight, and what rolls up next to me? The Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Team bus! Suddenly, a strikingly beautiful blonde coed (clad only in her tight white t-shirt and red short-shorts) jumps out of the bus, runs up to my car and asks, 'It's just too hot and crowded on that bus. Can I ride with you for awhile so that the wind from your open-top-car can cool the glistening sweat off my taut body???'.....you guys can finish it from there.

Needless to say, this has yet to happen to me in my Cobra. But when it does, you can be sure that I'll smile nicely and flash my wedding ring, then drive home and club myself with a cricket bat. Pun intended.

Russ