Divorce who gets the cars

[jdog]

I'd only had my Cobra for about a week, when one evening after dinner, I wandered out to the garage to spend a little quality quiet time with my car, while my wife watches the latest episode of American Survivor or what ever on TV.

After about 20 min. my dear sweet wife of 30+ years comes out and sits in the car. She looks around the car and says:
"This is a beautiful car, If I ever catch you ****ing around, I will own this and my attorney will be driving it!" and walks out!

I think she knows!

jdog

[BT SNAKE]

Bernie,
See what you started !
After 39 yrs of marriage to the same gal I feel as though I won the
lottery when she said yes. I don't have a clue as to what the secret is but
her being my best friend could have something to do with it.
If the worst happens to a marriage and her lawyer beats yours then maybe
you shouldn't have told him the laywer joke until after the hearing.

Hersh