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Old 02-19-2008, 10:23 PM
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A couple from different sources:

My Dad: "God gave you two ears and one mouth, so you should listen twice as much as you talk."

From We Were Soldiers: "Custer was a pussie."

"KISS...Keep It Simple, Stupid"

"Bite Me" (fills in for all those times when the other two-word exclamation just isn't appropriate)

One that my associates always recall me saying when they get ready to start a war with the other side: "Don't start a fire until you have something to burn." I have no clue where I got that from.

Another one they remember when they are new and come and tell me they can't find a case on point: "You mean to tell me that in several hundred years of jurisprudence, no judge ever said that anywhere? Wanna bet your job I can find a case?" That usually results in them pulling an all-nighter at the law library.
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Old 02-20-2008, 08:54 PM
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You don't win a war by dying for your country... You win by having the other son-of-a- _itch die for his country.
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A polished Kirkham gimme chicken skin. (Goose bumps for you mainland slackers).
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:38 PM
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It's better to have one big pile than two little piles.
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Measure twice, cut once

If indoubt, cut it out

It ain't no hill for a stepper ( my hillbilly grandma )


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One of my skydiving favorites - "He who hesitates shall inherit the earth."
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"It is better to wear out than to rust out"

"If you do what you've always done, don't be surprised when you get what you've always gotten"

"that person is good and kind... Good for nothing and kind of stupid"

"I can't make you do it... But I can sure make you wish you had"
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Your life goal should be; "To be smarter than inanimate objects"


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"Eventually all fires go out and all bleeding stops"
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Intelligent people learn from others mistakes...
Average people learn from their own mistakes...
Fools never learn...
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Lady, I haven't got the time. (Lee Marvin just before he shoots a woman)
Well now........what do you suppose hell is going to look like? (Hombre)
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One I've used on many occasions (usually at work).

"You've spray painted a dog turd gold and you want me to believe it's a nugget".

At a work function we were talking about working on cars and stuff in our home work shops etc. A work mates wife turned and said to me "If you were my husband I'd blow up that shed of yours" to which I replied "If you were my wife I'd be in it when it went up".

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Mine is by aesop.
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DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH???"
I'm not afraid of dying; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Somedays you're the dog, somedays you're the hydrant!
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Here's all the money that I owe you. Said to me by the person I lent it to.

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