What is your favorite saying? - Page 4

Hoofa · #61 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 06:56 AM

I came up with these for a trade show, I did about 15 different Franklin quotes. This was my favorite. I'm trying to find a good one for a Magazine follow up ad right now.

Juggernaut · #62 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 07:39 AM

"I'm going to see a man about a horse"

Somebody here must know what this really means!

valpodoc · #63 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 07:48 AM

Nothing says "have a nice day" like a really nice rack.

jdog · #64 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chas427fe

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

I actually use this quote all the time at work!

On my dash:

jdog

SSSammy · #65 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:10 AM

"Ah did not have sexual relations with that woman ..." (for best effect, waggle your finger at the listener)

Cheers,
Sam

trularin · #66 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:16 AM

"With all the people on this planet, why did you chose me to fu@k with?"

And

"More mixed up than a squirrel on an eight lane freeway."

And

"Oh I see the Fu@kup fairy visited us in the night."

And

"I do not know what you have, I am sure it is hard to spell."

speed220mph · #67 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:22 AM

Don't sweat the small stuff . . . unless you're going to fly that thing.

427sharpe · #68 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:24 AM

From an old time comedian:
"I'm just a pair of brown shoes in a tuxedo world."

Snowsnake · #69 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:24 AM

If Your Not Living On The Edge, Your Taking Up To Much Space !

392cobra · #70 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:27 AM

The young will always be young, and do stupid $hit.
They will eventually get old, and *itch and complain about the stupid $hit young people do.
That’s how you can tell if your young or old.

392cobra · #71 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:30 AM

Artificial Intelligence Is No
Match For Natural Stupidity

GlynMeek · #72 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:41 AM

I have always had this one on a sign in my office!

"Rome did not build a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing everyone who opposed them"

Goober · #73 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:41 AM

"My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it"
Stolen from Wilf in England.

Mark

rdorman · #74 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:43 AM

"If you want to dance, you have to pay the band"

Tugboat · #75 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:52 AM

The old Hot Rod favorite.

"Sit down, Shut up and Hang on!"

Sort of goes with a cobra.

Larry

JTD · #76 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 08:59 AM

Dress British, act Yiddish

427sharpe · #77 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GlynMeek

I have always had this one on a sign in my office!

"Rome did not build a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing everyone who opposed them"

ROFLMAO!

I think I have found a new favorite...

Hank F · #78 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 09:08 AM

Author unk,
"The answers I have--It`s the questions I don`t understand!"

KM480 · #79 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chas427fe

"What we have here is a failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

That was actually the warden that said that.

"Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand" -that was Cool Hand Luke

"Never enough time to do it right the first time-but there's always enough to do it over"

"Out of 200,000 sperm, you were the quickest?"

"That's more F'd up than a pile of coat hangers"

"Youth and ability are no match for old age and treachery"

"When you're upside down and burning...Then you've gone too fast."

Yetiman · #80 (**permalink**) 02-20-2008, 09:20 AM

Never run out of luck skill and real estate all at the same time. And hang up that F%@#ing phone !

I got to use that one last week when a blonde high school girl crashed into a snow bank in in front of my house and was crying cause' her iPhone broke when it hit the windshield.