What is your favorite saying?

[FIA-ERA]

"Lord give me patience...But give it to me NOW!!"

[FIA-ERA]

This one's from my old boss, Road Race Champ Gene Felton: "I live with Fear everyday, occasionally SHE lets me go racing!" You won't believe how many responses that one gets! Thanks, Matt.

[Naumoff]

Just heard this on TV last night

"Women wear make-up and perfume because they are ugly and they stink"

[sllib]

Money can't buy you hapiness, but it sure can rent it.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Bill Stradtner

[sidewaysinthird]

Some of my favs....

Tracers work both diretions

Ignorance should be painful

Too many idiots, not enough villages

Stupid is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro

My arbitrary belief system is better than your's.

[CSX 4039]

1. What if there were no rhetorical questions?

2. A nose in the ass is worth two in the books.

3. It's not what you know, it's who you blow.

4. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty sure can buy a lot of misery.

5. Give me liberty, or give me death.

[Steve Cassani]

Growing old ain't for sissies.

[Silverback51]

No sense being dumb unless you can prove it.


And it always amazes me how many people out there prove it.

[Joe Wicked]

I select from the following list to commonly describe people that I meet who are less fortunate in the intelligence department:

Swift like rock, sharp like bowling ball
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Dumber than a box of rocks
Dumber than a box of hammers (you hit a hammer on the head as hard as you can and there is no noticeable damage. a little more severe than a box of rocks)

I also like
F***ed up like a soup sandwich
That is about as useful as a football bat
This is like watching a monkey f*** a football
It is what it is

[Bryan Wilson]

Beauty may be only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone

[STL Mark]

Better to remain silent, and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

[DanEC]

Even a blind hog occassionally finds an acorn.
This too shall past. (a favorite of my Mother)
Run amuck
Hammer to fit and paint to match.
Someone can correct this quote attributed to Patton - No son-of-a-***** ever became a hero by dying for their country - they became a hero by making the other son-of-a-***** die for their country.

[vanoochka]

Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at.

[Goober]

"Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit"

"Money isn't number 1, but it's way ahead of what's in 2nd place"

"Your village called, their missing their idiot"

Mark

[Blair]

The words in blue say it all!

[concobra]

Oh Boy. I try to be diplomatic when it comes to corresponding on this website. But I am sure that I could use help when it comes to the sayings I like. Well here they are anyway.

1. A car is just a good way to carry around a great engine.
2. Fancy paint never equalled fast.
3. When standing at a Hot Rod show a friend of mine & I witnessed a group of new Corvettes pull up. After spending years building his car my friend said. "I think I'll buy a new Corvette, wax it and bring it to a car show."
4. PT Cruisers SUCK
5. I have a TV is in my house and a Steering wheel is in my car. Cause thats where they belong.
6. And my favorite: When asked if I plan to put a stereo in my Cobra my diplomatic saying is: HELL NO are you putting side pipes on your Accord?

[wizard]

"The problem with stupid people is that they aren't smart enough to know they're stupid." (I believe John Boy Said that.)

[hey,littlecobra]

if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down!

we try harder..... (avis)

[eschaider]

Like a mouse fart in a tornado!

Ed

[gt500bill]

"You are as useless as nuts on a priest"

"A few fries short of a happy meal"

"you big lummox!"