What is your favorite saying?

[Steve Cassani]

Growing old ain't for sissies.

[Silverback51]

No sense being dumb unless you can prove it.


And it always amazes me how many people out there prove it.

[Joe Wicked]

I select from the following list to commonly describe people that I meet who are less fortunate in the intelligence department:

Swift like rock, sharp like bowling ball
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Dumber than a box of rocks
Dumber than a box of hammers (you hit a hammer on the head as hard as you can and there is no noticeable damage. a little more severe than a box of rocks)

I also like
F***ed up like a soup sandwich
That is about as useful as a football bat
This is like watching a monkey f*** a football
It is what it is

[Bryan Wilson]

Beauty may be only skin deep but ugly goes all the way to the bone

[STL Mark]

Better to remain silent, and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

[DanEC]

Even a blind hog occassionally finds an acorn.
This too shall past. (a favorite of my Mother)
Run amuck
Hammer to fit and paint to match.
Someone can correct this quote attributed to Patton - No son-of-a-***** ever became a hero by dying for their country - they became a hero by making the other son-of-a-***** die for their country.