What is your favorite saying?

[CBattaglia]

Heres another

If it Flys, Fuc*s or floats, you are better off renting it!

[quickjack]

Don't wait for the future.

[CBattaglia]

Here is a good reply if someone says "Go F yourself"

I would....but when its hard I cant bend it and when its soft it dont reach!

[anicholas]

Don't make me stop this car!

You know you're getting old when it takes you all night
to do what you used to do all night.

Never marry for money, its cheaper to borrow.
-Charley Sample

A Nicholas
KMP 517

[Joe Wicked]

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go F*** yourself?

[khansmith]

From my Boeing days:
B.O.H.I.C.A (Bend over here it comes again)

From my Dad:
One man's dream is another man's joke
When the goin gets tough, the though get goin (after my mom took off)
What's this "WE" $hit...you got a turd in your pocket?
Our money...don't you mean MY money? (when I was a kid)


Some of my favs:
Beauty is a light switch away....
It's like a bunch of monkeys humping a football in here!
I'm busier than a one-legged fiddler in an a$$ kickin contest!
I know you want it now but nine women can't have a baby in a month!
Silence is golden...shut up and get rich!
If I want crap out of you I'll squeeze your head!

[will butterwort]

wort is over there pissing in the river trying to wash the bridge out. Man, he took off like a scalded dog.Son--don,t let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass.He,s like a little boy trying to piss straight up.His elevator don,t go all the way up, bless his heart. Can say all kinds of ugly stuff about a fellow and wind it up by saying bless his heart--that smooths over all badd stuff you said about him.I like this thread--laughed a plenty--seen some good ones. Helps on a rainy alabama day-cold too.Will-alabama

[elgecko]

"Life is like a box of chocolates....you never know what you might get"......Forrest Gump