11-09-2008, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Cobra Make, Engine: KMP532, KC427FE, TWM
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WARNING!
At times the use of this product may cause severe deformation of the face. Many users have reported extended periods of un-controllable smiles, laughter, and un-describable facial contortions. Users may also have un-controllable urges to buy gasoline. Surges of adrenalin and stomach butterflies are typical. Extreme bad hair and sunburn can be a result of using this product. Some users have reported blurting out engine noises. These noises have also been reported by some having sleep disorders while dreaming of being stuck behind a "Prius" on the perfect mountain road.
The use of this product may cause seasonal depression. Uncontrollable cursing at the weather has been reported. Some users have reported extend periods of garage dwelling during non-driving seasons.
This product my be more addictive than crack cocaine! The need for speed has caused many users to skip work, or otherwise become non-attentive in many situations.
Use this product at your own risk. Once you start, you will NEVER be the same!
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