Racetracks of the Northeast

[RACER X #99]

Here is a little discription of the Northeast tracks as described by John McMahon.
Hint...the level of beauty that each track equates to, is how enjoyable it is, starting with the ugliest (this is gonna be tough):

1. Pocono = Ruth Buzzi (butt ugly, soiled, used and abused, not much fun to ride)

2. Summit Point = Courtney Love (a dirty little ho, but still fun to 'ride on' when she ain't hosting the entire populace of WV)

3. Lime Rock = Salma Hayek (short, hot, curvy and unpredictable)

4. VIR = Ashley Judd (a tall drink o' water with long, beautiful lines that make you giddy in anticipation of what lies in her moist hills and valleys)

5. Watkins Glen = Pam Anderson (built for speed, bigger then life, beautifully coifed and every curve gives you a 'chubby').


6. NHIS: Anna Nicole Smith: some fun areas to play with but the front straight has some deadly curves.

'Nuff Said? I though so!

Cranky