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mikiec 12-11-2011 07:38 PM
more than excess
 
A few years ago one of our members had called his sweet, diminutive wife...EXCESS BAGGAGE. This was at Disneyland.

Well today, he told her to get her fatt a$$ out of the car. Something about to much weight in it and causing the car to scrape the ground.

Can you guess who it was?

Buzz 12-11-2011 08:17 PM
Mel Gibson?

Danr55 12-11-2011 08:25 PM
The member who now carries his juevos in a bag tied to his belt?

dave from mesa 12-11-2011 08:30 PM
Her belt you mean.

tin-man 12-11-2011 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikiec (Post 1165197)
A few years ago one of our members had called his sweet, diminutive wife...EXCESS BAGGAGE. This was at Disneyland.

Well today, he told her to get her fatt a$$ out of the car. Something about to much weight in it and causing the car to scrape the ground.

Can you guess who it was?
One of our fine upstandin' gents said that, who pray tell? I am flummoxed.
tin-man

vettestr 12-12-2011 09:47 AM
Did ya bring the body home or leave it there?

Varmit 12-12-2011 10:12 AM
the guy lying in the ditch missing his bb's????

U can be your ass he was not married to a Latina!!!

jhv48 12-12-2011 11:04 AM
If I ever said that, I'd be eating through a straw while I sat on a park bench and wondered where all my possessions went!

RedSnake351 12-12-2011 11:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tin-man (Post 1165223)
One of our fine upstandin' gents said that, who pray tell? I am flummoxed.
tin-man
FLUMMOXED (Chinese version of the word):
Flummoxed is when the testicles are removed or their function is inhibited. Both are routine management practices on most men when caught cheating on their Korean wives! :CRY:
So, John, that's the reason for your flummoxation, huh? :eek:
Ralphie:p

mikiec 12-12-2011 01:27 PM
Tinny,

You have met the gent.. No not me.

Varmit 12-12-2011 01:40 PM
come on give it up. lets see the obituary!!!!!!!!!

Bob Broberg SPF667 460BB 12-12-2011 04:41 PM
Got a job for him: The Walking Dead – AMC

AZ Bob

Car Nut 12-12-2011 05:16 PM
Oh I need to hear all about this. I don't think a little fingernail polish will cover this up. :LOL:

Varmit 12-12-2011 05:28 PM
It's definately going to leave a mark

mikiec 12-12-2011 06:47 PM
Bruce..

You got it.

Mike

Danr55 12-12-2011 07:32 PM
Do I hear a pink car in the future?

tin-man 12-12-2011 11:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikiec (Post 1165345)
Bruce..

You got it.

Mike
Do you mean Bruce Willis?

tin-man 12-12-2011 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedSnake351 (Post 1165298)
FLUMMOXED (Chinese version of the word):
Flummoxed is when the testicles are removed or their function is inhibited. Both are routine management practices on most men when caught cheating on their Korean wives! :CRY:
So, John, that's the reason for your flummoxation, huh? :eek:
Ralphie:p
Ralphie, Ralphie.....I am amazed at your depth of humor, my compliments. That said, I am sorry to say there is no Chinese equivalent of flummoxed, reason why, the common rank and file folks never got past the threshold of acquiring what is generally defined and accepted as good old common sense given the thought process can best be described as linear and the education process is learned by rote.

Now as to the Chi-Com elite, well that's another story for another time.:cool:

Cheers, John

RedSnake351 12-13-2011 12:48 AM
"Ralphie, Ralphie.....I am amazed at your depth of humor, my compliments. ..."
Tinney, a lot of times, after I re-read my "witty comments," I am also quite amused at the "depth of humor" I come up with after having a few cocktails.
Fact is, I was laughing my a$$ off, thinking of you getting your nuts cut off by some good-looking Asian chick while being passed out, after a sweet encounter. :eek:
Sorry, that ain't even funny! :CRY:

Ralphie, having been over-served, again! %/

tin-man 12-13-2011 02:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedSnake351 (Post 1165375)
"Ralphie, Ralphie.....I am amazed at your depth of humor, my compliments. ..."
Tinney, a lot of times, after I re-read my "witty comments," I am also quite amused at the "depth of humor" I come up with after having a few cocktails.
Fact is, I was laughing my a$$ off, thinking of you getting your nuts cut off by some good-looking Asian chick while being passed out, after a sweet encounter. :eek:
Sorry, that ain't even funny! :CRY:

Ralphie, having been over-served, again! %/
We gotta meet sometime over Christmas. Send me a pm so we can exchange home addresses and phone numbers. Cheers, John


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