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12-11-2011, 06:38 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Gilford,
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Cobra Make, Engine: FFR 302 carb
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more than excess
A few years ago one of our members had called his sweet, diminutive wife...EXCESS BAGGAGE. This was at Disneyland.
Well today, he told her to get her fatt a$$ out of the car. Something about to much weight in it and causing the car to scrape the ground.
Can you guess who it was?
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12-11-2011, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: St. Lucia, West Indies,
WI
Cobra Make, Engine: Unique 427SC 383 stroker
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Mel Gibson?
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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the strength to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. -(wasn't me)
BEWARE OF THE DOGma!! Dogmatism bites...
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12-11-2011, 07:25 PM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Mesa,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Contemporary Classic, 428 FE CCX 3069
Posts: 7,506
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The member who now carries his juevos in a bag tied to his belt?
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Dan in Arizona
CCX3209
"It's a great car and I love it, but it doesn't do 'SLOW' very well."
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12-11-2011, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Mesa,
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Cobra Make, Engine: FFR from Levy Racing 302 FI w/Edelbrock Performer heads
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Her belt you mean.
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dave from mesa
Vietnam Vets may be eligible for medical care and disability compensation. Contact the VA if you have prostate cancer or type 2 diabetes. Finally got around to going to the VA.
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12-11-2011, 10:24 PM
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CC Member
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mikiec
A few years ago one of our members had called his sweet, diminutive wife...EXCESS BAGGAGE. This was at Disneyland.
Well today, he told her to get her fatt a$$ out of the car. Something about to much weight in it and causing the car to scrape the ground.
Can you guess who it was?
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One of our fine upstandin' gents said that, who pray tell? I am flummoxed.
tin-man
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12-12-2011, 08:47 AM
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Senior Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Glendale,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Cobray-C3, The 60's body lines on todays chassis technology
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Did ya bring the body home or leave it there?
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12-12-2011, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Loudon,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance#2352/Aluminum SO/490 c.i. 650 h.p. 605 tq.
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the guy lying in the ditch missing his bb's????
U can be your ass he was not married to a Latina!!!
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12-12-2011, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Carlsbad,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF 2932 with 438 Lykins Motorsports engine. Previous owner of FFR 5452.
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If I ever said that, I'd be eating through a straw while I sat on a park bench and wondered where all my possessions went!
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12-12-2011, 10:25 AM
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Location: Carpentersville,IL & Maricopa,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: ACE, 351W, 3550 Tremec, Raging(?) Red W/ White Stripe.
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Originally Posted by tin-man
One of our fine upstandin' gents said that, who pray tell? I am flummoxed.
tin-man
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FLUMMOXED (Chinese version of the word):
Flummoxed is when the testicles are removed or their function is inhibited. Both are routine management practices on most men when caught cheating on their Korean wives! 
So, John, that's the reason for your flummoxation, huh? 
Ralphie 
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12-12-2011, 12:27 PM
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Tinny,
You have met the gent.. No not me.
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12-12-2011, 12:40 PM
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come on give it up. lets see the obituary!!!!!!!!!
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12-12-2011, 03:41 PM
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Location: Glendale,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF 468ci 550HP + 150HP NX Matching Shelby GT500 650HP
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Got a job for him: The Walking Dead – AMC
AZ Bob
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12-12-2011, 04:16 PM
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Oh I need to hear all about this. I don't think a little fingernail polish will cover this up. 
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12-12-2011, 04:28 PM
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It's definately going to leave a mark
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12-12-2011, 05:47 PM
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Bruce..
You got it.
Mike
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12-12-2011, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
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Cobra Make, Engine: Contemporary Classic, 428 FE CCX 3069
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Do I hear a pink car in the future?
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CCX3209
"It's a great car and I love it, but it doesn't do 'SLOW' very well."
Last edited by Danr55; 12-13-2011 at 06:32 AM..
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12-12-2011, 10:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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Bruce..
You got it.
Mike
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Do you mean Bruce Willis?
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12-12-2011, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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Quote:
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FLUMMOXED (Chinese version of the word):
Flummoxed is when the testicles are removed or their function is inhibited. Both are routine management practices on most men when caught cheating on their Korean wives!
So, John, that's the reason for your flummoxation, huh?
Ralphie
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Ralphie, Ralphie.....I am amazed at your depth of humor, my compliments. That said, I am sorry to say there is no Chinese equivalent of flummoxed, reason why, the common rank and file folks never got past the threshold of acquiring what is generally defined and accepted as good old common sense given the thought process can best be described as linear and the education process is learned by rote.
Now as to the Chi-Com elite, well that's another story for another time.
Cheers, John
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12-12-2011, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Carpentersville,IL & Maricopa,,
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"Ralphie, Ralphie.....I am amazed at your depth of humor, my compliments. ..."
Tinney, a lot of times, after I re-read my "witty comments," I am also quite amused at the "depth of humor" I come up with after having a few cocktails.
Fact is, I was laughing my a$$ off, thinking of you getting your nuts cut off by some good-looking Asian chick while being passed out, after a sweet encounter.
Sorry, that ain't even funny!
Ralphie, having been over-served, again! 
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SPEED WAS HIGH - WEATHER WAS NOT - TIRES WERE WET - X MARKS THE SPOT
Burma Shave
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12-13-2011, 01:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Sun City West,,
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Cobra Make, Engine: SPF2984 MK111, Roush 511 IR FE 8 Stack, Dynoed: [flywheel] 572HP at 6000 , 556# Torque at 4700, Bowler 4R70W Auto Transmision. Tires: Mickey T's S/R 26.0x10.0x15.0 F ,26.0x12.0x15.0 R Color, Bleck, because they told me it was Bleck, at the factory.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RedSnake351
"Ralphie, Ralphie.....I am amazed at your depth of humor, my compliments. ..."
Tinney, a lot of times, after I re-read my "witty comments," I am also quite amused at the "depth of humor" I come up with after having a few cocktails.
Fact is, I was laughing my a$$ off, thinking of you getting your nuts cut off by some good-looking Asian chick while being passed out, after a sweet encounter.
Sorry, that ain't even funny!
Ralphie, having been over-served, again!
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We gotta meet sometime over Christmas. Send me a pm so we can exchange home addresses and phone numbers. Cheers, John
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