Best response to, "Is that an original?"

[Jaydee]

Jaydee:
I have a nice sign that I hang on my roll bar and reads as follows:
Beware of getting toO close the sidepipes are extremey hot and cause snakebites. If you have any metal and contacts the car you will be zapped by an electric alarm which will put 50,000 volts much like a tEaser through your body. If you touch the surface the wax I use has a skin penetrating substance that will cause a terrible rash ALL OVER YOUR BODY!!!! LOOK ALL YOU WANT, TAKE ALL THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS YOU WANT- BUT HAVE THE COURTESY OF NOT TOUCHING. BY THE WAY YOU ARE BEING RECORDED IN CASE YOU SCRATCH IT WE WILL FIND YOU!!!! Any questions?

Are you sure they can still see the car with a sign that big.
One owner here uses his car everyday. I asked if he was worried about scratches, He said most kids would key a merc or Bm, but would just admire the Cobra. He went back to his car in a carpark, to find someone sitting in it. He rushed over thinking they were stealing it. But instead, there was a kid just with big eyes and dreaming of having one.
JD