Trip to Innisfail from Alice

[Baz]

If you want an interesting golfing experience on the way home Dave, try 18 holes at Georgetown. After playing the first few holes, you have to put your golf gear into a rope-push and pull-punt, negotiate the creek then unload on the otherside.

Don't forget to shut the gates around some of the greens, but when you do, watch out for those King Browns that wrap themselves around the poles near where the securing chains go through the gates on the fence.

If you manage to survive the round, sit back and relax in the tin clubhouse with a few XXXX's then go in the 'Sunset Driving Competition' out the front of the 'Club' as you try to launch a drive over the river on the fly. Might sound easy, but after 3/4 slab of XXXX it becomes quite difficult.


If your still up to some more excitement, you might try fossiking for gold at night as an intoxicated member of the Georgetown Golf Club with a XXXX in each hand, drives you around the old Gold Fields in his clapped out Landrover, firing shots at random from his 357 magnum at unsuspecting bunnies and telling you to concentrate on the beam of the headlights, as this will highlight the location of the gold nuggets that stick out of the ground up here.

We didn't find any gold, but we did learn what XXXX Gold tastes like and my ears are still ringing from the sound of that bloody magnum.

Have a safe journey home pal and take care.


Baz.