Hey Stef.....That black stuff is a trick...it looks like tar...smells like $hit. It is natures way of tryin to get us fellas interested. After all, tar is a man thing.
And...Pete & Phil, you guys are a pair of rootrats...Phil..your's are a year apart.....given the "safe" period after a birth you just couldn't wait till mom got home could ya?
Now...Kristen...I don't have a lot of agreement with your advice.
Firstly...whats the " give mom time off stuff"?. Way I figure it....My wife proposed to me, told me when she wanted kids, then refused to get preggers so all that happened after that was all her fault.
Seems something was seriously amiss with her plumbing and it looked like fertility pills were the way to go.
Then she finds a doctor who says...before the fertility pills, lets just give this a try... You've gotta do it every night of the week until she falls preggers.
Well...."every night of the week until she falls preggers" turns out to be 15 months and I HAD to FIND the energy EVERY night to "Do the deed". By this time, I'd lost 2.5 stone and was on a high carb diet just to get the energy to get out of bed in the mornings.
So...when Jarrod, my son was due he decides he's not coming into this world and had, I suspect, a handful of my wifes insides.
No way do I blame him mind you...after all...he prolly knew what hell his ole man went thru.
Anyways...eventually he gets born...and who gets all the bluddy credit.....HIS MOM!!!!
Now...why does the mom get all the credit?....Here I am, a mere shadow of meself. My ribs are stickin out and I'm on life support and she's the one gettin all the credit!!!.
She's beaming and all smiles...and in the back of my mind I think...sheezz...i'm gonna have to go thru all this again sometime.
Took me a whole 3 years to recover before my daughter came into the world.
So Kristen...I say to you.....what the BIG DEAL about givin birth anyways...you guys are genetically disposed to do so. No credit needed!!
Nuffin hard about it at all.....can't be any harder than passing a water melon thru ya nostril.
From a Dads point of view
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