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Old 07-04-2007, 01:36 AM
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Michael,
congrats mate.
You realise of course that now you're married the sex starts to drop off and then seems to pick up dramatically, this usually indicates that pregnancy isn't far away. At this point the wife is still lovy dovy, then she has the kid, suddenly reality sets in about children, the sex stops totally except when you finally complain about getting none and then it becomes an occasional occurance.
At some point in time after the child turns 4 or 5 or another one arrives, the second wife starts to look very good, then bingo divorce, first wife and the lawyers take all your money (hide the cobra).
Good times are had drinking with the mates, the body starts to complain but hell you're having a great time. The second potential wife comes on the scene cleans up your act is all lovy dovy and the story starts again.
Gawd, I hope the second wife doesn't see this or I'll be looking for a third.

Mate, in all honesty its great fun to have a partner to share with (not the cobra though) Congrats again and good luck.

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Old 07-04-2007, 04:27 AM
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Holy hell now I'm in trouble the second wife has looked over my shoulder and seen the thread oh oh no sex for ever now.

yes well, this would be hodson's evil wife number two (who, incidentally is paying for this mid-life crisis on 4 wheels) and sex might happen more often if he ever got off the bloody cobra site and the mutual self gratification that happens with the rest of you blokes. See, it's true what he says about me. Now I am going to watch state of origin while he whiles away the hours with you lot. Go the Moroon's.

bugger, now I'm in trouble, anyone out there got a spare bed for a few weeks while wife no. 2 confers with her Bad, Bad, Really bad lawyer brother.

Really, Michael, marriage is a wonderful thing, particularly after you learn to grovel. But then you can always take the cobra for a spin.

Colin
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Old 07-04-2007, 04:28 AM
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Congratulations

I was once there and in the end it cost me Half a million dollars and most of my sanity(thank god I didnt have much to begin with)sanity that is.

I am now almost finished my GT40 build and life will begin again but definitely no more wives.

I may borrow one from time to time but will not get back into that dead end trap.
All the best
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