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Old 07-03-2007, 05:45 PM
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Default A true Queenslander

Some-one dared me to post this little joke.

Given my opinion of southern brewed amber fluids, is mostly a concern for the cats you have trained to sit on your bottles then I think this little joke is a fair observation.

A True Queenslander.

The General Managers of Cascade Brewery ( Tasmania ), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX ( Queensland ), CUB ( Vic toria ) and Coopers (South A ustralia ) were at a national beer conference.

They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they
want to drink.

The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation "I'll have a
Tooheys New.".

The General Manager of Cascade smiles and says "I'll have a Cascade Draught, brewed from pure mountain water!",

The General Manager of Coopers proudly says "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers!"

The bloke from Carlton says "I'll have a Carlton Draught, the cleanest
draught on the planet"

The General Manager from XXXX glances at his lunch mates and says, "I'll
have a Diet Coke."

The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.

He just shrugs and says, "Well if you blokes aren't drinking beer, then
neither will I".



Let the flames begin.
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You're a bad man Les! VB are even making their stubbies look like XXXX now too...
Go the Maroons tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU BETCHA

Is it gonna be a whitewash?... a three nil result?......Hmmmm hope so, tho we may havta throw the game just to keep the NSW punters interested.
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Default Maroons Whitewash!!!

Yes GO THE MAROONS!!!


Hey Les,

Have a look in my gallery for a NSW jersey

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Yeah!

GO THE MORONS!!

oops, damn spell checker

Last time I was in Scotland I went to what turned out to be a very nice Indian restuant. They had Cobra Beer on tap and it was a very great drop. It went very well with the Vindaloo.

Cobra Beer

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Hey Les, Have a look in my gallery for a NSW jersey

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Hahahahaha ROFL ..classic Mick, story of my life.
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GO THE MOROONS!!

oops, damn spell checker

Last time I was in Scotland I went to what turned out to be a very nice Indian restaurant. They had Cobra Beer on tap and it was a very nice drop. It went very well with the Vindaloo.

Cobra Beer

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Onya Rebel 1

Bloody Victorians wouldn't know a good game of blood & guts footy. I'm guessing aussie mick barracks for collingwood (up the blues)(ex victorian from 30 years ago, saw the light & moved to the warmth, became converted thank god and drink XXXX).

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Bum sniffers.
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couldn,t help myself



GO the BLUES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep...credit where credits due...was a great game. ...but

THE MAROONS WON THE SERIES
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