The POOL ROOM

[letsboogie351]

When I was young and had no sense
I had a piss on an electric fence
It tickled me prick and shivered me balls
And made me sh*t me overalls!

[Rog246]

Originally Posted by letsboogie351

When I was young and had no sense
I had a piss on an electric fence
It tickled me prick and shivered me balls
And made me sh*t me overalls!

ROFLMFAO

I know someone who did just that !

Wiring up the urinal at a B & S Ball is an old trick, once you start to pee you just can't stop until your bladder is empty !!
Reckon it must smart a bit though
Rog

[OZCOBRA]

One of the pickers on the farm used to go for a Pi$$ on the back of the lunch shed and you could smell it & hear it while eating Lunch....needless to say the the old truck batteries gave him quite the sensation!!

[Rog246]

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.

Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"

One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"

So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

And that's the last thing I remember