09-02-2013, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne,
vic
Cobra Make, Engine: Kenmer with Ford Quad Cam Boss 260
Posts: 983
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When I came home from golfing today, the wife had left a note on the fridge:
It's not working, gone to stay with my Mother.
I can't take it anymore .
I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband!
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A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Australia so that they can see their own doctor.
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