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09-12-2013, 09:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Sydney Australia,
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Cobra Make, Engine: RMC with 6 litre 307KW LS2, Comp Cam, 348rwhp & 532.5 ftlb of torque with 6L80E Tiptronic Transmission
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Indigestion
This guy has been taking the same girl out for years. At the end of each date, he puts the hard word on her, but always receives a negative response with the same reply along the lines of:- "Not tonight. I've got indigestion."
After about 12 months of this, he is starting to become quite frustrated. He informs her that if she doesn't come across after their date next Saturday night, their relationship is over.
The girl friend goes home, quite upset. She loves him, but doesn't want him to discover that she's not a virgin so she seeks advice from her mother. Mum tells the daughter that a similar situation occurred during her courting life. To trick the then boyfriend into thinking she was a virgin, she popped a lettuce leaf into the old davey crocket. The boyfriend subsequently thought that he had de-flowered a virgin and they lived happily ever after.
The daughter thought this was great idea, so the following Saturday night, armed with her lettuce leafed prize, she consented to the consummation. When they had finished, the boyfriend looked down at the old fella and was really surprised to see the lettuce leaf hanging off the end. He then said to his girl friend, "No wonder you've had indigestion for all these years. You don't chew your food properly!"
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Cobra Make, Engine: Classic Revival CR3516, LS3, Aussie Mike'd T-56, 3.70 LSD, AP brakes, Penske shocks
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The third hand
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10-14-2013, 11:24 PM
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Location: Redland Bay,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Harrison #100 under construction
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Did you know ?
Its a documented fact that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Grumpy----then again 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy either !  
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Harrison #100
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10-15-2013, 02:05 AM
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Came across this....bit of a laugh but the words are put to the best song in the AFL!!!!  ...apologies to the other codes!! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPvPNGsVDOs&sns=em
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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years- Abraham Lincoln 
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10-24-2013, 11:27 AM
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Location: Gold Coast,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Harrison #69, HSV LS2, T56, Custom rear suspension
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Tom Cruise to star as Carroll Shelby
Really? Cruise is a tad short to play Shelby. Link
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10-27-2013, 04:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Krait
Really? Cruise is a tad short to play Shelby. Link |
Tom Cruise is 5 feet 7 inches tall (1.70 m). Might do better dressing up this girl....Maria Sharapova is 6 feet 2 inches tall (1.88 m). she might be closer to his height and better looking too
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11-19-2013, 03:52 AM
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there
was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there.
They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0 r a l s e x' will do the trick &
bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close
the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his
wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'
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