The POOL ROOM

[trularin]

I see the pool room has slipped into a bit of humor.

Good, it was too serious in here.

Tru

[Baz]

Originally Posted by trularin

I see the pool room has slipped into a bit of humor.

Good, it was too serious in here.

Tru

Hi Tru,

You have a PM.

Baz

[Rog246]

Originally Posted by trularin

I see the pool room has slipped into a bit of humor.

Good, it was too serious in here.

Tru

Maybe TRU, but there is some serenity in here !!
Just listen.................Arrrh "the serenity"

[Rog246]

It doesn’t take long….


Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece.
The mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor, he wondered aloud how on earth he could afford such a house.
The Spaniard replied:‘You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to construct a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with traffic lights at either end, I could build this place.’
The following year the Spaniard visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek mayor's house: gold taps, marble floors, diamond doorknobs, it was marvellous.
When he asked how he’d raised the money to build this incredible house, the Greek mayor said:‘You see that bridge over there?’
The Spaniard replied:‘No.’


As of this week, all new Euros are to be printed on Greece-proof paper.

Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life.


What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?
I.O.U.


I'm investing in a new currency...the George Foreman Euro.
Same as the other Euro, but no Greece.


Alex Tsipras has said that Greece will "Bounce Back".
Just like it's cheques.


My son wanted to know what it was like to live in Greece, so I took his pocket money off him.

[Rog246]

A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Haiti could enlarge your breasts without surgery. So she decided to go to see Dr. Bumbutu in Haiti to see if he could help her.

Dr. Bumbutu advised her, “Every day after your shower, rub your breasts and chant, ‘Scooby, doobie, doobies, all I want is bigger boobies!”

She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup breasts

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, “Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked: ‘Are you by chance a patient of Dr. Bumbutu?’

“Yes I am”, she said. “How did you know?"

He winked at her and whispered, “Hickory, Dickory, Dock…

[Rog246]

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train.
His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, His face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.
" Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little ****, O'Conner," says Sean, "He couldn't do that to you. He must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it."
" Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?"
That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight."

[Donunder]

A woman says to a bloke "Give me a joke about a double entendre".

So he gave her one ....