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08-05-2015, 12:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Kenmer with Ford Quad Cam Boss 260
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A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids "my what a big insect", to which her 7 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick that size".
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08-05-2015, 11:03 PM
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Location: Redland Bay,
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Cobra Make, Engine: Harrison #100 under construction
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I couldn't help but over-hear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired.”
His buddy says: “Man I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time.
She's after me 3 and 4 times a day, I just don't know what to do."
A fellow about my age (70+), sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says: "Marry her. That'll put a stop to that ****."
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08-12-2015, 04:45 AM
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Airborne thirty minutes on an evening flight from Glasgow, the head flight attendant nervously made the following announcement:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, but it appears that there has been a mix-up by our airport catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers and, unfortunately, only 40 dinner meals. I apologise for this mistake and inconvenience."
When the passengers' muttering had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight."
Her next announcement came 90 minutes later:
"If anyone would like to change their minds, we still have 40 dinners available."
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08-30-2015, 03:04 PM
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I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.
I shouted - Where you off to Charlie?
He said, I'm off to change a light bulb.
Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said,
- That's gonna be a bit awkward init?
- Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.
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08-30-2015, 03:06 PM
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Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?
"No, just here for a few days."
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08-30-2015, 09:51 PM
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Cobra Make, Engine: G-Force Mk1, LS1, T56, Jag S3 suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rog246
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?
"No, just here for a few days."
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08-30-2015, 10:07 PM
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Ahhh yep, and..........................?
Well at least she didn't drive from Berlin in a tank Mein Herr 
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