The POOL ROOM

[Rog246]

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited,
She quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever....
Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before !!

[Rog246]

A blonde was selling her pet Python on eBay.

A bloke just rang up and asked if it was big.

She said: "It's massive."

He said: “How many feet?"

She said: "None - it's a bloody snake!"

[Rog246]

2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name. In those days the athletes performed naked (believe it or not).

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpetre before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into "Olympics".

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.

[Rog246]

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and
> blows it all to hell!
>
>> An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and
> ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
>

She turned to the pilot and asked,
>
> "Are you a real pilot?"
>
>
>
> He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a
> Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more
> than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds,so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
>
>
> She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the
> morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
> about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
>
> The two sat sipping in silence.
>
>
> A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
>
> He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'