What I learned on my trip to Las Vegas

[Bob In Ct]

Hey Guys:

Spent last week in your very interesting town, my first trip by the way. Here is some of what I learned that, no doubt, you natives could have told me.

1. That little refrigerator in your room with all the goodies in it has a brain. Even if you just lift something off of its base to look at it, you get charged. Who knew? I figured this out on the plane coming home while going over my bill. Do you know what caviar costs?

2. Nothing is as close as it looks. That building right down the street is 20 minutes away. How do they do that?

3. Things seem a lot higher looking down from them than they do looking up at them! The Stratosphere and Eiffel Tower come to mind.

4. That gorgeous woman sitting next to you in the casino, who finds you so interesting, just might be a professional.

5. By putting enough cash in somebody's hand, all things are possible.

6. While the guys at the Andretti Racing School tell you the cars are going 150 MPH, they are (according to my watch) doing about 120 MPH. I decided to spend my money elsewhere.

All in all we had a great time.

Bob