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Back in the '80's, right before April 15th, I made up a clipboard petition with a letter to be sent to the IRS. On it was a statement something to the effect that:
"Since you are taxing me (us) for just about everything else, you may as well tax and take my next unborn contained in the attached Trojan."
Stapled to the sheet was a condom. It was "new" yet, in actuality.
I circulated this mock petition at a bowling alley and was surprised to see the majority of people laugh and then sign their real name to the list. Guess League Bowling folks like their beer.
My team encouraged me to present it to the dour and sober looking manager that ran the alley. I was reluctant, because if she didn't see the humor, I might be asked to remove myself, and petition, and be unable to continue bowling. She was about 25 years old and not bad to look at, probably taught Sunday School.
I finally took it over and she never even smiled as she signed it. As she was signing it, she casually remarked that, "This is not a Trojan."
So much for Sunday School. She was correct. It was a different, lesser known brand, condom.
Wes
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