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Old 09-20-2011, 06:42 AM
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Default Charlie Sheen Roast on Comedy Central

Best line of the night....

Charlie, you and Bruce Willis have a lot in common. You both were bigger in the 80's and now Ashton Kutcher is filling your old slot.
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Great Slot to be in......
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I dont know if i would be able to fill that slut uuuuhhhh slot or not but it sure would be fun to try...
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I dont know if i would be able to fill the slit of that slut uuuuhhhh slot or not but it sure would be fun to try...
Looked like you needed some help so I fixed it for you.
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I watched the season premier of "Two and a Half Men", and I think unless that show gets better FAST, this will be its LAST season.

I think Charlie Sheen will be BACK on the show...Ashton Kutcher doesnt fit the show, and the premier wasnt very funny.
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These modern "roasts" just don't do it for me. While my humor knows no bounds, some of the "jokes" are just too cruel to be funny.

I'd rather watch reruns of the original...Dino and Dom were a damn sight funnier than Shatner and Tyson.

That being said...that was indeed the best line of the night.
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I real loved the line about what’s common between Charlie and Bruce. Damn this Kutcher is everywhere.
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Ignore this: repeated post

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