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I was down in So cal with my dumb Axx brother in law. We decided to go see the Le Brea tar pits.
While we were looking at that mess of ancient bone and tar, I hear my brother in law say "Hummm?" I asked him what was he thinking about, and he replies "I didn't know dinosaurs came this close to the city." Here's your sign. |
That reminds me of one - - -
Several years ago my (now ex) mother-in-law was sitting out by our swimming pool. We were observing a beautiful autumn moon. I commented on its magnificence and she replied - - - "We have one just like that in Pittsburgh". This answered a lot of questions about my (now ex) wife. No - neither off them were blondes - - not really anyway - - they were impostors - posing as blondes. It also explains (in some small part) why they are ex's Y'all have a really great day. Blackjack |
A short joke
Which car is the most fun to drive fast?
A rental car. |
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