Joke of the Day...

[mr0077]

There was a woman who was in a terrible car accident. She was in intensive care for a while, then moved to a private room, still in a coma, with no voluntary movement or reaction to any stimuli. One day, while a nurse was giving her a sponge bath, she noticed the woman's brain waves showed activity, and she reacted physically when the nurse washed her genital areas. The nurse told the doctor, who called in the woman's husband. After telling the husband about the responses, the doctor suggested that the husband might get his wife to respond and improve her chances of recovery if he would engage in oral sex with his wife. The husband said, "Are you sure we should do that?" After reassurance by the doctor, the husband said, "Well, okay...", and went into his wife's room and closed the door behind him. The doctor and the nurses were watching her monitors outside the room, for any sign of brain activity. Suddenly, she flatlined! As they went running into her room, her husband, zipping up his pants, said "I think she choked..."