
01-30-2002, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cape Coral,
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Cobra Make, Engine: 2009 Solbra
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Definitions
The Washington Post asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, then
alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter... and supply a new
definition!
The winners:
1) Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
2) Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3) Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting
laid.
4) Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5) Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who
doesn't get it.
6) Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7) Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
8) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)
9) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.
10) Glibido: All talk and no action.
11) Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
come at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the liter(ature):
12) Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
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