Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

The Most Functional Word is....
Well, it's sh!t........That's right, sh!t!
Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider:
You can be sh!t faced, sh!t out of luck, or have sh!t for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your sh!t together, find a place for your sh!t or decide to sh!t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh!t,
buy sh!t,
sell sh!t,
lose sh!t,
find sh!t,
forget sh!t,
and tell others to eat sh!t and die.

Some people know their sh!t, while others
can't tell the difference between sh!t and shineola.
There are lucky sh!ts,
dumb sh!ts,
crazy sh!ts
and sweet sh!ts.

There is bull sh!t,
horse sh!t and
chicken sh!t.

You can throw sh!t,
sling sh!t,
catch sh!t,
shoot sh!t,
or duck when sh!t hits the fan.

You can give a sh!t or
serve sh!t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh!t
or be happier than a pig in sh!t.

Some days are colder than sh!t,
some days are hotter than sh!t,
and some days are just plain sh!tty.

Some music sounds like sh!t,
things can look like sh!t,
and there are times when you feel like
sh!t.

You can have too much sh!t,
not enough sh!t,
the right sh!t,
the wrong sh!t or
a lot of weird sh!t.

You can carry sh!t,
have a mountain of sh!t,
or find yourself up a sh!t creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your
sh!t, you don't need to know anything else