Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

Every morning, Bill Clinton would take a jog
near his home in NY State.

And on each run, he happened to jog past a
prostitute standing on the same street corner,
day after day. Apprehensive, he would brace
himself as he approached her for what was most
certainly about to follow.

"Fifty dollars! " she would shout from the curb.

"No. Five dollars!"fired back Clinton. This
ritual between the ex-prez and the hooker
continued for several days. He'd run by. She'd
holler, "Fifty dollars"

He'd yell back, "Five dollars! "

One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog. As the
jogging couple neared the now infamous street
corner, Bill suddenly realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer for all to hear (including
Hillary) and he would have to come up with a
very good explanation for his wife, the junior
Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take
them past her, Bill became overcome with
anxiety on how to handle the situation.

Sure enough there she was standing where she
always did. Bill tried to evade the
streetwalker's eyes as she looked up at the
jogging executives.

Then from the sidewalk, she yelled to Bill:
"Is that what you get for five bucks?"