05-01-2002, 09:14 AM
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One night, as a couple lay down for bed,
the husband gently taps his wife on the
shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry
honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment
tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The Husband, rejected, turns over and
tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over
and taps his wife again. This time he
whispers in her ear, "Do you have a
dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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