Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep
are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.

The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means
but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant.

The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the grass when they
are pregnant.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has
to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them
all, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that
the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice
for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to
load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home,
falls listlessly into bed.

The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and
tell him if the sheep are laying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."