Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy
Orange Juice
Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice



Rearbuster
2 oz. Tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
Cranberry juice
Stir in highball glass



Screaming Orgasm
Barstool
Equal parts-
Rum
Vodka
Bourbon
Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more



Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pineapple juice
Stir in highball glass



Virgin
1 1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit
Shake with ice, strain into highball glass



Roll Me Over And Do Me Again
(Cocktail)
1/4 part Light Rum
1/4 part Dark Rum
1/4 part Midori
1/4 part Malibu
Splash Creme de Bananes
Fill with equal parts OJ And Pineapple, add touch of
Grenadine for color and shake.



Purple Mother****er
(Shot)
1 part Vodka
1 part Southern Comfort
1 part Blue Maui
1 part Cranberry juice.
Shake and pour as a shooter!



GetsYaLaid Coffee
1 shot dark Creme de Cacao
1 shot Orange Curacao
1/2 shot Kahlua
1 shot Vodka
Add coffee, should be in a VERY tall mug...top with whipped cream,
add straw ... and dreeeeenk several! Yeehaw!




The Clitoris
1 part Bacardi
1 part Creme de Almond
1 part Bailey's
1 part Whipped Cream
Cherry
Layer in shot glass.



Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua
Whipped cream
Top with the cream.
No hands, tilt your head back and swallow



Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect



Deep Throat
(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal



Flaming Blue ****
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco
Set on fire and drink through a straw



Orgasm
2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream
Shake with ice, strain into highball glass



Sit On My Face
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua
Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua



Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
Milk or Cream
Stir or whip