Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

A guy was down on Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco when he saw a seafood
restaurant and a sign on the Specials Board which read, "Big Lobster Tales,
$5 each." Amazed at the great value, he said to the waitress, "$5 each for
lobster tails ... is that correct?"

"Yes", she said, "It's our special just for today."

"Well", he said, "they must be little lobster tails."

"No," she replied, "It's the really big lobster."

Are you sure they aren't green lobster tails - and a little bit tough?"

"No", she said, "it's the really big red lobster."

"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?", he said, amazed. "They must be old lobster
tails!"

"No, they're definitely today's."

"Today's big red lobster tails - $5 each?", he repeated, astounded.

"Yes", she insisted.

"Well, here's my five dollars," he said, "I'll take one.

She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to sit down.
She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his shoulder, leaned over
close to him and said, "Once upon a time there was a really big red lobster
..."













Little Johnny asked the librarian how to use the card catalog. After
pouring over the little drawers full of cards he approached the librarian
again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila."

"T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, and Little Johnny went back to his
search.

A short time later he came to the desk, looking quite upset. "I just can't
find it." he said.

"What book are you looking for?" the librarian asked.

"Tequila Mockingbird