Joke of the Day...

[bonyhadi]

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A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender, "Give me a shot of
that green **** you have over there."
The bartender said, "I don't know about that, sir, it's pretty strong."
The man replied, "Good, give me two shots. I just found out my older
son's gay."
The bartender understood and gave the man two shots of the green ****.
The next night the same man walked into the bar and said, "Give me four
shots of that green **** from last night."
The bartender said, "Are you sure about that?" The man said, "Yes, I just found out that my younger son is gay."
The bartender understood and gave him four shots of the green ****.
Then the next night the man went back to the bar and said, "Give me eight shots of that green ****."
The bartender said, "I don't think I can do that."
The man said, "Please, I had a horrible day."
The bartender said, "Doesn't anyone in your family eat *****?"
The man said, "Yeah, my wife."
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Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big Dick 9.
Heavy Bosom 10. Merry Cherry
The Race starts! They're off! Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being
pressured.
Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a very
dangerous spot. At the Halfway Mark It's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open
and Big Dick is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean
Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Merry Cherry
is under terrific pressure from Big Dick. At The Stretch Merry Cherry
cracks under the strain. Big Dick is making a final drive. Big Dick is
in and Passionate Lady is coming. At The Finish Its Big Dick giving
everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to
offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final
squirt and wins by a head. Bare Belly shows. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs
pulls up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance ....
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