Joke of the Day...

[CobraDan]

Two men are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up to the driver side of the Cobra with his nightstick.
As the driver looks up at the Trooper,WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the nightstick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
The cop answers, "You're in New York son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back,and walks around to the passenger side door.
Before the passenger can look up WHACK, the cop smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that asshole would've tried that **** with me!'"